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<item date="20011001" author="Gary N. Randolph" title="i love count chocula" tagline="Gary gives props to the greatest cereal off all time." link="countchocula"/>
<item date="20011015" author="Rusty T. Wonderdog" title="why would you do this to your pet?" tagline="Rusty makes a plea to all pet owners." link="petdressing"/>
<item date="20020115" author="The Idiosyncratic Kid" title="the perfect world" tagline="The Kid has a plan for the world." link="perfectworld"/>
<item date="20020122" author="Rex Stininy" title="bad meat and the grip it has on the world" tagline="Rex Stininy attempts to explain the world's facsination with rancid meats." link="badmeat"/>
<item date="20020202" author="Gary N. Randolph" title="cliff, he won&apos;t leave me alone" tagline="Gary&apos;s neighbor is really starting to get to him." link="cliff"/>
<item date="20020205" author="The Idiosyncratic Kid" title="urinal hate and urinal etiquette" tagline="The Idiosyncratic Kid won&apos;t be using a urinal anytime soon." link="urinals"/>
<item date="20020222" author="Rex Stininy" title="why is charlie brown bald?" tagline="Rex Stininy offers a few theories to an age-old question." link="charliebrown"/>
<item date="20020301" author="Rex Stininy" title="toothpaste, detergent, and bleach" tagline="Rex Stininy has a new product idea." link="toothpaste"/>
<item date="20020308" author="Rusty T. Wonderdog" title="the dog show" tagline="Rusty T. Wonderdog makes his annual visit to the kennel club." link="dogshow"/>
<item date="20020322" author="Comic Guy" title="captain america vs. osama bin laden" tagline="Our own Comic Guy wonders when this comic will be coming out." link="caposama"/>
<item date="20020402" author="Rex Stininy" title="treat everything like your pen" tagline="Rex Stininy wants the magical pen formula in other areas of life." link="pen"/>
<item date="20020418" author="Comic Guy" title="the amazing clothes of comics" tagline="The Comic Guy is amazed at the comic fashion scene." link="comicclothes"/>
<item date="20020426" author="Rex Stininy" title="donkey kong questions" tagline="Rex Stininy has a few questions about a classic arcade game." link="donkeykong"/>
<item date="20020510" author="Rusty T. Wonderdog" title="jon arbuckle is filthy rich" tagline="Rusty T. Wonderdog wonders about Jon&apos;s untold fortunes." link="jonarbuckle"/>
<item date="20020517" author="The Idiosyncratic Kid" title="gandhi: the truth" tagline="The Kid has uncovered a lie." link="gandhi"/>
<item date="20021212" author="Comic Guy" title="in search of the fat superhero" tagline="The Comic Guy searches through countless sugar-filled snacks in a quest to find their hero." link="fatsuperhero"/>
<item date="20030114" author="The Idiosyncratic Kid" title="the worst army ever" tagline="The Kid wanders about this &quot;elite&quot; fighting force." link="worstarmy"/>
<item date="20030119" author="Gary N. Randolph" title="where have you gone now" tagline="Gary&apos;s loyalty is being severly tested." link="axlwhere"/>
<item date="20030225" author="Rusty T. Wonderdog" title="the new peta ad campaign" tagline="Rusty is ashamed." link="petafur"/>
<item date="20030402" author="Bob Thompson" title="the craptastic dark crystal" tagline="Bob shares his views on this well-loved classic." link="darkcrystal"/>
<item date="20030409" author="Rex Stininy" title="the iraqi black knight" tagline="Rex Stininy may have figured out the Iraqi Information Minister." link="iraqknight"/>
<item date="20030422" author="The Idiosyncratic Kid" title="the snowman menace" tagline="The Kid thinks that we better watch out for him all year long." link="snowman"/>
<item date="article" author="Gary N. Randolph" title="my war with g.i. joe" tagline="Gary may have too much free time on his hands." link="gijoewar"/>
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