Axl, Where Have You Gone Now?

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2007-03-18

What has happened in the world? I hope that somehow this is all a cruel, sick joke, and that, somehow, what I have seen can be erased from history. If not, I don't know how I can go on in life. And I sure don't know if my appetite for destruction will ever be the same again.

Axl Rose once said, "Where do we go now?" It is sad to say that Axl's line can now be used against him. Axl, where have you gone? And who is this imposter that has taken your place? Please tell me that this isn't really you.

Let's jump in our time machine and turn this Axl into...

...this Axl. Seeing this makes it a sad, sad day in my trailer.

No Axl, the dreadlocks do not help. However, a treadmill could help you finish a song before you run out of breath.

Axl, why couldn't you just fade away into oblivion instead of mocking us with the new you? Did you miss stardom that bad? And why couldn't you just release a greatest hits album instead of the crap that this new GNR is offering? Have you hit the bottom and now, you must try to take us with you. Axl, where have you gone?

What will happen next? I'm not sure if my love for Guns N Roses can withstand all of this. There's only so much even the best of fans can take. I mean, next thing you know, we'll be seeing something as absurd as Slash playing guitar for Michael Jackson.

What? NO! Please God, NO!